I'm Going to Become a Believer

Sunday, August 16, 2009
From Blogger Pictures

After seeing this church sign posting I have decided to become a believer There are many things in life that I want that I thought were impossible. Now that I am going to become a believer they will all be possible.

Here is a list of some of the things I want:

  • I want to be famous
  • I want to be rich
  • I want women to crave me
But most of all:

  • I want to fly like a bird

If I'd known about this sooner I would not have wasted time on atheism. See you in the society pages!