I'm Going to Become a Believer

From Blogger Pictures

After seeing this church sign posting I have decided to become a believer There are many things in life that I want that I thought were impossible. Now that I am going to become a believer they will all be possible.

Here is a list of some of the things I want:

• I want to be famous
• I want to be rich
• I want women to crave me

But most of all:

• I want to fly like a bird

If I'd known about this sooner I would not have wasted time on atheism. See you in the society pages!

NOT!